someone fall in love with me i am bored
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
i put the sad in quesadilla
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’